Lying to yourself to get what you don't want
Let's talk about the battle against second-order biochemical puppetry.
Itās girl scout cookie season, and Iāve been fighting a war on two fronts lately:
Donāt buy more cookies.
Donāt convince yourself to buy more cookies.
The first battle is against a crude, first-order biochemical impulse ā the dopamine-soaked, animal desire to ravage some Samoas. I can often hold steady on this front. But the second ā oh, the second! ā is far more insidious. Itās impulse masquerading as logic. It spurs me to look at the label on the box, look at the nutrition facts, come up with a rhetoric that is somehow consistent with any logical tripwires that Iāve set up, then proceed to purchase 5 boxes.
āI just want to eat some cookiesā sits within other trojan horses:
āIām going to exercise in an hour ā I need energyā.
āI just finished exercising ā I need to replenish my musclesā glycogen stores.ā
āMaybe I should carb load so I can exercise really hard later.ā
And this is the battle that has been silently undermining me my whole life (not the cookie/exercise battle specifically, but, more generally, self-delusion). Itās the fight against an impulse to want what I know I donāt really want.
I know what I want in life: I want to be a great Dad, to be a great husband, to build something valuable for the world, to better understand what life is, to give my family financial stability, and to take care of myself well enough that I can have time to do all these things. But if I really believe that, why do I argue with my mom over who left the side door open? Why am I training my biceps at the gym? Why am I starting Twitter fights?
Unfortunately, there are all these other ambitions playing marionette with my actions. These are things I donāt really want, but my animal brain craves anyway: I want to be wealthy, I want to be attractive, I want to impress people. Itās a world of status, perception, power, social currency ā backwards currencies, etched into my brain by our dopamine culture. Given any amount of thought, I donāt really want any of these things. But there are always plausible reasons for pursuing them.
The problem, of course, is that these mindless animal ambitions are sneaky. In the absence of active thought, these default desires consume me. Iām at the gym, trying to figure out what to do. If I donāt actively think about longevity, Iāll just start doing bicep curls ā theyāll make my biceps look bigger, right? Iām arguing with a coworker, and I start to try to win, rather than to find truth.
I thought for a long time that I needed to just fight my dopamine-drenched urges. But with all this, I had a sobering realization that thereās a battle Iāve lost by not even realizing itās there to fight ā Iāve just been a quiet slave to this second layer of animal ambitions. Yeah, sure, there are a few things I do each day that are aligned with what I want. But then there are hundreds of things Iām doing for God-knows-what reason. In the absence of thought, my lizard brain seems to summon some arbitrary biochemical compulsion alongside some plausible justification to do a lizard thing.
What to do
I donāt really have a cure here ā Iām just writing to lament the fact that I got myself late-night Chipotle again under the pretense that Iām bulking. But I suppose Iāve found some things that have helped:
I find that mindfulness helps with two things:
to at least notice that your brain is performing these mental gymnastics
to give yourself enough cognitive control to pause before continuing down the path of self-delusion
After that, I find that I just need to stem the root compulsions. In particular, Iāll remove the circumstances that trigger these things to avoid having to exercise willpower on a continual basis ā itās much easier to say no once than to say no all day. Iāll avoid eating at my desk, for instance, to avoid Netflix or Youtube; as a rule, Iāll avoid looking at my phone before bedtime to avoid mindlessly scrolling; I donāt keep sweets in the house to avoid binge eating late at night.
What I find interesting to note here is that these compulsions and their remedies parallel patterns of addiction (the first principle of alcoholics anonymous appears to be honesty, for instance, which certainly helps here). In general, I think thereās something to say here about how most of our actions really are addictive behaviors. Weāve conditioned ourselves to behave in a certain way, and itās quite difficult to break free from this conditioning.
Of course, sometimes I feel that unraveling this thread has only revealed that I have little control over anything I think or do whatsoever, but Iāll save that for another day.
I have a few thoughts here:
1. Samoas have a similar amount of calories from fat and carbohydrate, if you'd like to replenish muscle glycogen without excess calories, there are better options ;)
2. I'm struggling to understand true motivationsā you mention these urges from your "animal brain," wealth, attractiveness, the ability to impress... Is there anything wrong with wanting those things? Would it be acceptable to say they're byproducts of accomplishing other, internal goals? For example: I want to be the best version of myself possible. That means physically and mentally... Working to improve physically and mentally means becoming mentally sharper and physically more attractive. My number 1 goal is not to have big biceps, but it's a nice side product of training smart and hard.
3. Many of these seem like they could be solved with a first-principles approach to setting goals or problem solving. For example, rather than letting your mind play tricks on whether to eat cookies, track macros. Rather than "doing a few sets of curls," find an exercise regiment that aligns with who you want to be. Rather than starting fights on Twitter, ask if a response reflects your true self.
4. I think you get at that with "stemming the root compulsions." For me, having a clear vision of myself is immensely valuable for that. Thought: I want a cookie, Brain: I prioritize my health and fitness: cookies are ok sometimes, but not right now. Is it perfect? No. Does it take practice? Yes. But after a while your personality starts to align with those thoughts.
I'm far from the poster child for self control but maybe that's part of the issue. Self control is an impossible battle given all the hidden forces you called out. What helps me a little is trying harness some of those hidden forces with framing. An appeal to the secret gods so to speak. Couple questions:
Do I want to be happy or do I want to be right?
-don't pick a fight over coding format if you want to be happy.
How do I want to feel tomorrow, as opposed to a minute?
-want to have a good day snowboarding tomorrow? Time to switch from beer to water